So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.
All hail the chocolate milk chicken.
my dad just recently learned about “omg”
Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
as someone who can’t help using contracted forms, let me just say: it’s what it’s
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble
or diamonds, or like break into a mall and shop til u drop, get a new wardrobe, get that Maserati you always wanted, rob a bank and take billions so ur set for life…Murder??? SERIOUSLY???
Scrubs, teaching white people life lessons
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer